Habitual II

Habitual II
Originally uploaded by someToast.

Ees a photo!

Timely spam

Subject:	RUMSFELD DEFENSE SECRETARY Weather
Date:	November 8, 2006 7:52:13 pm PST

Forecast calls for fog, followed by partly-fired.

Postmarks of the Apocalypse

Postmarks of the Apocalypse
Originally uploaded by someToast.

And the contents of the package? Easter cookies and candy.

DUM DUM DUMMMMM!!!

American Speller

While watching the tryouts for American Inventor (or as it's turned out, American Sob Story) this man came on with his invention: fabric straps you glue/tape/velcro? to your remote controls to keep them from getting lost.

I can picture the prep work.

Dad: So, I've got my presentation all set up for going on American Inventor tomorrow.

Teenaged Daughter: But you spelled "loosing" wrong.

D: What? Are you sure?

TD: Dad, I spend six hours a day on MySpace and I've never seen it spelled with only one "o".

D: Well, WalMart is closed so I can't get any more poster board. Maybe if I just sneak a second one over the "L"...